The disguise worked a treat at the Cat Show, but I starting to question it's efficacy at the Kennel Club

If goggie on diet, hooman on diet too!

I think yu pluged yur pug intu teh wrong chargur

The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon

I iz veree grateful fur online orduring an my hoomins kredit kard.

WE CAN DEAL WITH THIS.

WOAH, NO NEED TO THROW THINGS!