OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO I LEFT A PRESENT IN ONE OF YOUR SHOES
Please don't mind Bert, He's 'armless.
THE ONLY THING THE NAVY DID FOR ME WAS MAKE ME CUTER
B**CH, I'M FABULOUS
This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human
AT LEAST YOU TRIED
The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon