Senility Can Be So Ugly

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I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?

(Sir Ian McKellen)

Every Branch Is a Machete

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I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down

(Danny Trejo)