I'd tell you what I think of you
But I don't have a middle finger...
...and this is why you steer clear of Aunt Bertha when she's eating chili.
dis trojan horse be purfect fr sneekin into petco
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
Teh rigor mortis ai haz it
Helium, curium and barium r medical elements fur one simple reason Because if you can't helium or curium, u have 2 barium
Chemistry Cat's got mad pun skillz.