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Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
u 2 yung 2 reed dis page
See? We could be twins...
I wyke gwaypes
Oops I accidentally again