Your opening is fine. It's you endgame strategy that needs work.

iz not cat door. iz fashion aksessuree.

RIDICULOUS! Whoever heard of a fish with green hair!

...and this is why you steer clear of Aunt Bertha when she's eating chili.

THEY ARE EVOLVING!

SHAKEN... NOT PURRED

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION