My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
Hilda was forced to raise her little one by herself after her husband ran off with that Goodall tramp.
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.