DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.