My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"