Would It Kill You To Say Something?

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Would It Kill You To Say Something?
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You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

When Your Husband's An Ass

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When Your Husband's An Ass
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"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

A Good Relationship is All About Honesty and Communication

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A Good Relationship is All About Honesty and Communication
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-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.