When Your Husband's An Ass

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"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

He Said He Was Working Late

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Hilda was forced to raise her little one by herself after her husband ran off with that Goodall tramp.

Would It Kill You To Say Something?

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You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

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