No, I'm not a metal golem.
No, no. It was float like a HUMMINGBIRD, sting like a bee.
Ever get a tune stuck in your head
and can't remember the words?
I don't know why they call me a hummingbird. I couldn't carry a tune in a nectar cup.
I'm called a "Deluxe Box Crayon Bird." I come with my own beak sharpener.
Well, this is what I get for flying into Nyan Cat's jet trail.
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