I don't care what they say - I still think that kissing trees is way better than hugging!
"Today Mr. Fluffy, we're going to play ballerina, and have a tea party, and play dress up, and..."
"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?"
"I lubs you tree... you mai frend"
oh skraching post... u unnerstan me!
It nawt so bad habing dis one on my back.
I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK!
"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME"