Hmm, you say someone got into your attic, chewed a hole in your antique quilt, and stuffed it full of nuts and seeds? Nope, got no idea who could have done that.

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!