I SELL MADNESS AT BULK RATE
FARTING IS NORMAL
Having your tampon fly across the room...not so much
To start her up... You take this lubricated glove and slowly shove it...
I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going
What horrible things have happened in my life that makes me so happy to do the dishes?
Bobbing for Bubbly
not always all they're cracked up to be