Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
The word of the day is abstinence.
Thou shalt not whip thine hair back and forth!!!
Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
Got your ticket? To the arquebus show
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
Now get a little closer to the well, Timmy. Lassie won't mind.