Jogging in L.A.
OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING
Next stop Hogwarts
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
The new transgender, all volunteer fire department was absolutely a flutter today, at the insertion of their new pole.
Their love was true, but no one was safe when THE TAMPONS ATTACKED!
LATER ON WE CAN PUMP OUT A JAMIE LEE
(Tony Curtis, Janet Lee)