After months of experimentation, Professor Hausmann determined that the application of precisely 858 volts to the subject's genitalia resulted in a perfectly-pitched middle 'C'.
SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
Hello. Mis-matched shoe company.Tina speaking. How may I assist you today?
Dad was adamant about having his coffee and bong hit before bed!
Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.
I FREAKING LOVE SCIENCE!