"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!
Excuse me sir don't mean to be a bore, but have I told you about my stamp collection.
SIDE EFFECTS Yours may vary
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY
I'm calling you from a giant salt shaker!
Dr. Bob wasn't really a doctor.
EARLY WEAVES WERE MADE FROM CORN HUSKS