Before someone figured out how to put water in a hole in the ground
I SELL MADNESS AT BULK RATE
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
Definitely Marriage Material
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
Lady Ga-Ga's future children. Yup. Humanity's screwed.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse take time out for oatmeal facials.