Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Get her higher, quickly! The lightning storm's approaching!
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Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.
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