Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?
I get the short straw Every time!
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
Bobbing for Bubbly
INCEPTION YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.