But, My Mood is Elevated!

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alcohol,booze,drinking,drunk,historic lols,long island iced tea,vintage,woman
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It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

He Won't if it's Ricin...

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Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

Absolutely Horrible Advice

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Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

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