Yes, Mom. He's teething. I remembered you said you used to use whiskey when I was teething. I didn't have whiskey so I made him a White Russian. What do you mean, rub it on his gums?
To high sodium and beyond!
Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.
Don't you think you're overreacting?
Oh, Mildred! Couldn't we have got a cat? I don't think the vulture likes me very much...
LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...
Bro? Dude? Bro? Dude? Bro! Dude!
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?