Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon
Yes, Dear, Mommy does take "special" medicine because Daddy is a dick.
Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?
So that's how you get Assbabies.
SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN
you just write a caption and it changes the whole picture!
I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!