NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!
When's that holding cell gonna be ready? Seems like we been waiting here forever!
GIRLS GONE WILD! THROWBACK EDITION!
Got your ticket? To the arquebus show
So that's how you get Assbabies.
showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.
After months of experimentation, Professor Hausmann determined that the application of precisely 858 volts to the subject's genitalia resulted in a perfectly-pitched middle 'C'.