Sweatpants, hair tied, Chillin with no make-up on.
I gave her some pamphlets B**ches love pamphlets
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
Put that in your juice box and suck it!
Little in the middle and got much back
Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.
Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man