I gave her some pamphlets B**ches love pamphlets
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING
How to Fall Asleep
Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
The word of the day is abstinence.
Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?
Everyday I'm Rufflein'