NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
i was sure i tied those down
One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...
Thou shalt not whip thine hair back and forth!!!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.