Giant Bubble Wands Don't know why they never caught on.
John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS WOULD YOU DO ME?
THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.
God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"
I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."