Giant Bubble Wands Don't know why they never caught on.
"Wait! Don't take the picture! I have a dumb expression on my face!"
let's see how YOU like the rectal thermometer!
you've come a long way baby
YOU SHOULD SEE HER EAT A HOT DOG
Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass