You're giving me Bollywood.
Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?
It certainly has come a long way since then
NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!
You need a HUG i can tell
First forays into prostate exams were said to have been rather unpleasant
MISCOMMUNICATION That's not exactly what I meant when I said "Wanna Shag?"