Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?
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The scientists have got your back on this one!
We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?
They were the droids we were looking for
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Upon reflection, the dunce hat itself may well have contributed to my lack of reading skills....
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
Your Body is a Temple
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No Complaints Here
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