We now return to
Real Housewives of Rural Kentucky
Can you believe what she's wearing?
I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
They're just jealous because I'm more stylish than them.