First off Al, how'd you get stuck in there to begin with?
THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK LIE AHEAD I CAN GO NO FURTHER
The dryer sheet! Don't forget the dryer sheet!
Here y'go, you poor furless creature. Get some real food into ya!
YOU KNOW, HOBBES, SOME DAYS EVEN MY LUCKY ROCKETSHIP UNDERPANTS DON'T HELP.