Ok, so she's touching me with her butt What do I do now?
LIFE ALERT I've fallen and I can't get up!
Man, F* these tiny baby arms. I should've gotten LifeAlert.
No one help, I got it.
Muh gawd.. Who grooms you... I fix u!
"There's no time to explain. You MUST get me to the president!"
"He's just quacking away. What do you think he's saying?"
The dryer sheet! Don't forget the dryer sheet!