Here y'go, you poor furless creature. Get some real food into ya!
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
She's got Jack! DO something!
Yay hi, sorry to interrupt your picturous moment
but do you have any trail mix?
The Association For Retarded Owls Needs your help today
The fishes are drowning.
The fishes are drowning!!!
Man, F* these tiny baby arms. I should've gotten LifeAlert.