U gots uself in a prickle?
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
"There's no time to explain. You MUST get me to the president!"
"He's just quacking away. What do you think he's saying?"
She's got Jack! DO something!
OK, so the idea was a little squirrely... just gimme a hand, will ya?
"I GOT YOU!"
"Your such a drama queen! I'm a frog! I CAN SWIM!"
When hairballs evolve.
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