He's Not the One On the Diet

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The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

I Don't Speak Duck

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"There's no time to explain. You MUST get me to the president!" "He's just quacking away. What do you think he's saying?"

Really, I'll Be Fine

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"I GOT YOU!" "Your such a drama queen! I'm a frog! I CAN SWIM!"