Hey Voldemort You jelly?
I'm flying south to my condo in Cabo San Lucas
JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.
U iz a Wizurd?
Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.
Dumbledore is that... really you? NOPE! It's the Wizard Testa
(Michael Gambon, Chuck Testa)
Learn all about the Chuck Testa meme here!
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!