Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with BBQ, sir.

Next stop Hogwarts

Hey Voldemort You jelly?

Hogwarts...Smogwarts I'm flying south to my condo in Cabo San Lucas

JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.

(Daniel Radcliffe)

U iz a Wizurd?

Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.