Blue bird of happiness? Nope! I'm a little irked!

The bluebird of happiness is about to drop a little nugget of joy on your shoulder Tee hee hee

I'm the bluebird of who gives a @#!%

No matter how hard you try... you will never be this happy.

AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

Make one crack about happiness and I'ma gonna smack ya!