Never never never mix gin and vodka!!!

Wut seemd liek juzt a cuppla glassez uv wine lazt nite feelz liek teh graepz uv rath tuday.

I did WHAT last night?!?! Did I live?

Did I really kiss a penguin last night?

Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.