Never never never mix gin and vodka!!!
Wut seemd liek juzt a cuppla glassez uv wine lazt nite feelz liek teh graepz uv rath tuday.
Did I really kiss a penguin last night?
Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...
You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.