Note to self: Go to the reptile park next time
Told you it was a bad idea to rub the balloons on our heads.
I JUST REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON MY ART RIGHT NOW, MOM
Your hair smells PURRRRDY
My weave smells kinda funky.
I've seen this in a movie. You're going to make me a sammich.
...in some circles i'm thought to be quite handsome