look at mine dad pew pew pew
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS
THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES
The family that slays together, stays together.