Meanwhile In Montana...
The family that slays together, stays together.
"A three-legged goat? That's nuthin. Mine's got four legs and two arms!"
"Go ahead, make my hay."
LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CHEERIOS
look at mine dad pew pew pew
So much for good will toward men
THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES