"A three-legged goat? That's nuthin. Mine's got four legs and two arms!"
"Go ahead, make my hay."
It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
The family that slays together, stays together.
If you all drop your guns and surrender now, I promise no harm will come to you.