WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER
If this doesn't fix Dmitry's hemorrhoids, nothing will.
HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.
I told you like 5 times: DON'T TAP THE GLASS
One thing was for certain: Freddie had left the toilet seat up for the very last time.