HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?
Mommy Don't Do DISHES!!
If this doesn't fix Dmitry's hemorrhoids, nothing will.
Explanation U better have a good one.
Bro get the gun...
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.
One thing was for certain: Freddie had left the toilet seat up for the very last time.