Your hair smells PURRRRDY
FARTING IS NORMAL
Having your tampon fly across the room...not so much
Congratulations to KitsuneHeather for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, KitsuneHeather!!!
New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
Next, I want to get a tatto on my wiener that says TL;DR