Oh, dear. I've wee'd in the tea.
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE
Ranger tastes like crap.
IF YOU THINK THAT LOOKS WEIRD
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY FACE
Yeah, well your farts aren't exactly rose scented either, pal!
I don't wanna eat my worm!