Top 1% of my class. Bottom 99% for income.
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
IF YOU THINK THAT LOOKS WEIRD
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY FACE
SECONDS LATER the children were scarred for life when the "Honeymoon Film" is accidentally cued up.
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES