You need to clean up after yourself!
You left a toad on the seat
Tastes like grass!!!
Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?
Oh, dear. I've wee'd in the tea.
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
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