I CALL HER KE£HA CUZ I WANNA POUND HER
Oh, dear. I've wee'd in the tea.
New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
Doesn't Matter Had Sex
(Justin Bieber... well, sort of...)
SECONDS LATER the children were scarred for life when the "Honeymoon Film" is accidentally cued up.
Your children... what IS wrong with them?