Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...

Squirrel loogie imminent!!

You need to clean up after yourself! You left a toad on the seat

Blecchhhh!!!! Tastes like grass!!!

Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?

Ewwwwww... Smurfs

Oh, dear. I've wee'd in the tea.