"Hey, hoser... you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! My grandma shoots better than you, and she's blind!"
Bambi's Canadian cousin Harold didn't run from hunters. He liked to egg them on.
TURNING RIGHT IN 5 MILES BETTER SIGNAL NOW
HURRY UP, GRANDMA! I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MEMEING!
So, tell us how you met Grandma...