Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"