Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"
So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...