Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...