Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!
"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."