The Gnawshank Redemption
FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER
NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE
Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!
Top that one, creampuff!!!
Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!