Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.
I have no idea what I'm doing!
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"
Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!
Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!