Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.