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Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.