'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.
The Gnawshank Redemption
FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER
NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!