Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!
Thank you for calling AT&T
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Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!