f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!
Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.
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Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!