Look at this stuff isn't it neat My vinyl collection is almost complete

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.

Ugh, I read it as: #OctopiWallStreet

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

Holy bejebus!!

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

I had diatbetus before it was cool