Yeah, dude, I know how you feel. You go ape for a girl and they monkey around on you.

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

LITTLE GIRLS They just keep getting more violent.

I SENT THAT BCH A SHARPIE BCHES LOVE SHARPIES

I HOPE THE GIRLS NOTICE MY NEW SCARF