Those shoes do NOT go with that dress.
Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!
Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.
His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo