First off Al, how'd you get stuck in there to begin with?
I don't care what they say - I still think that kissing trees is way better than hugging!
They told me I could be anything
So I became a cobra.
I licked a tree and I liked it
I liked the tree so I licked it.
Licky likey licky likey
"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."