The rare cobraffe coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.

They told me I could be anything So I became a cobra.

Az soon az I get dis nek undr control I gotta try da legz.

Musssst staaaay awaaaakeee!!

"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!" "Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."

Anyone order a giraffe?

THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS