I'M FABULOUS!

MARCUS BACHMANN He wants to cure you

(The Village People)

Breaking News - Ronald McDonald: Out and Proud

(David Tennant)

How do you like them apples?

Take a big bite!

Damnit! This ruins my theory that they are the same person.

(Jude Law, Ewan McGregor)

NO HOMO

Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.

(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)