"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..."
"Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."
I KNOW YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN GAME 5!
Tag, ur it.
Do you think this is a motherf**king game?
Stable iz lava!
There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
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