I KNOW YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN GAME 5!
Wanna play Twister?
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
The newest game craze Human Shuffleboard!
Ok, I'll count to 10 and you go hide. But if I find you, I get to eat you, right?