Nooo! Yew aposed tu hyde! Iz mai tern tu bee da crow-chin tygrr an' yew gotz tu be da hiddin draggin diss tym!
HIDE AND SEEK
You best find a good place to hide.
There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
Ok, I'll count to 10 and you go hide. But if I find you, I get to eat you, right?
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"