HIDE AND SEEK
You best find a good place to hide.
BASE! U CANT TAG ME!
There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..."
"Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?
I KNOW YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN GAME 5!