Teh ruler of teh inner circle of teh Basement

Nobody here but us snowballs.

Note to self: Go to the reptile park next time

You must be THIS TALL to wear fur.

Deh chicks love meh cause theh think i'm all sensetive & sh!t, ya know...

LOOK AT MY MOLE

I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur. The Least Interesting Man in the World

(Randy Quaid)