LIke father like SON
Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.
Yes, tree frog?
The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.
THIS IS NOT MY SLEEPING BAG