You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't... Wait, mebbe you can!

Mom. Can I keep him?

BOOP

Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.

Yeah, dude, I know how you feel. You go ape for a girl and they monkey around on you.

oh skraching post... u unnerstan me!

WAIT! DON'T GO! I'm only poison if you like me. And that's probably out of the question.