they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
That friend that takes forever to reply...
Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt
Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?
"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.
"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?"
"I lubs you tree... you mai frend"