That friend that takes forever to reply...

"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?" "I lubs you tree... you mai frend"

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.

HAS YUUUU SEEN DA BUCKET?

Iz nawt a brony. But mi frend heer is.

Your brony friend will love it here!

It's not just me... my friend saw the spider too.