Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?
"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.
they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.
That friend that takes forever to reply...
Bruthas frum anutha mutha