I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.
they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?
Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt
HAS YUUUU SEEN DA BUCKET?
Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?
"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.