"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend."
Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.
That friend that takes forever to reply...
Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt
"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?"
"I lubs you tree... you mai frend"
You'll be all right without her, man.